By Paul Howard
So there i used to be, roysh, category legend, colleges rugby legend, essentially all-round legend, while a person makes a decision you can't, like, take a seat the Leaving Cert 4 occasions. good that placed a focking spanner within the works.
But becoming a member of the goys in school wasn't the mare i assumed it'd be, essentially for, like, 3 significant purposes: beer, girls and extra girls. And for as soon as I accept as true with Fionn concerning the, like, schooling chances. I suggest, the place else are you able to know about pass judgement on Judy, laminating pretend IDs and, like, tips to order a Ken and snog a lady on the related time?
I can be attractive, roysh, yet I'm now not silly and this a lot I absolutely comprehend: university focking rocks.
Paul Howard is helping Ross O'Carroll-Kelly to put in writing his autobiographical sequence, now inclusive of 4 titles, mostly simply because Ross can't fairly write, roysh? discover extra at http://www.obrien.ie/ross.
He is additionally the writer of the bestselling felony divulge, the enjoyment, and co-author of Celtic Warrior, the autobiography of boxer Steve Collins.
A former activities Journalist of the 12 months, Paul coated the realm Cup in Japan and Korea in 2002, and the rugby global Cup in Australia in 2003, for the newspaper. His account of the Irish football squad, The Gaffers, Mick McCarthy, Roy Keane and the staff they outfitted, was once a bestseller in autumn 2002.
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